Top 10 Reasons Why the POTC Movies Are the Best!
10. They have Orlando Bloom (ha ha ha!!)
9. They have romance
8. They have great music (yay Hans Zimmer!)
7.They have mystery
6. They have suspense!
5. They have action!
4. They have sword fights!
3. They have plot
2. They let the good guys win!
1. They have PIRATES!!!
Top 10 Reasons Why We Love Jack
10. He held onto his single shot until the opportune moment.
9. He makes great entrances!
8. He wears an awesome hat!
7. He's on his own side.
6. He bravely and nobly died to the Kraken.
5. He gave the heart to Will to stab, even though he really wanted immortality.
4. He hated--and outsmarted--Beckett.
3. He fell in love with a jar of dirt.
2. He can always find his way out of something.
1. He just soooooooooooo cool!!!!!!!!!!!!
Top 10 Ways to Turn Pirate
10. Learn to ride on a mast, even when your boat is sinking
9. Change your last name to the name of a bird
8. Find your way around with a unique (or "broken") compass
7. Buy a special hat--your hat, and only yours.
6. Sail a ship with sails full of holes (good luck...)
5. Search for an island nobody can find!
4. Make rum your staple drink
3. Practice with your sword for 3 hours a day (but NOT to kill pirates!!!)
2. Learn to tell a reef from the Kraken
1. Say "savvy" to punctuate every sentence
Top 10 Weird Things About Jack
10. He has a rum addiction: "But why is the rum gone?"
9. His jar of dirt: "I've got a jar of dirt!"
8. He's dishonest: "Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never tell when they're about to do something stupid."
7. Great improv lines by Depp: "Bring me that horizon."
6. He loves moments to do the right thing: "I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."
5. His unique look
4. His "broken" compass
3. His many hallucinations
2. His stand against the Kraken
1. He has a great way with women (Elizabeth, Scarlett, Giselle, to name a few....)
Top 10 Lines From the First Movie
10. "Welcome to the Caribbean, lad!" -Jack
9. "I'd die for her!" -Will
8. "You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You're in one." -Barbossa
7. "I think it would be rather exciting to meet a pirate!" -Elizabeth
6. "Will...nice hat." -Jack
5. "No...he's a pirate." -Elizabeth
4. "The code is more what you call guidelines than actual rules."
-Barbossa
3. "This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!" -Jack
2. "But why is the rum gone?!" -Jack
1. "When you marooned me on that God-forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."
-Jack
Top 10 Lines From the Second Movie
10. "You look good, Jack." -Bootstrap
9. "Captain! Captain Jack Sparrow." -Elizabeth
8. "Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet." -Will
7. "When you find him [Jack], could you give him a message?" *SLAP* -Giselle
6. "These cages we're in, weren't built till after we got here." -Gibbs
5. "We don't have the key, so we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked...which, we don't have...without first having found the key what unlocks it?" -Jack
4. "Why is the rum always gone?" -Jack
3. "Look! An undead monkey!" -Jack
2. "Have you noticed lately...the captain seems to be acting a bit strange?...-er." -Marty
1. "'Ello, beastie." -Jack
Top 10 Lines From the Third Movie
10. Sea turtles, mate." -Captain Teague
9. "we shall go to war!!!" -Sumbhajee
8. "How's Mum?...She looks...great." -Jack
7. "Yes,
I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat.
I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced 'egregious'. By the way,
no, I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of
this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is
once again gone. Savvy?" -Jack
6. "You can keep Barbossa, the beligerent homunculus and his friend with the wooden eye, both. And Turner. Especially Turner."
-Jack
5. "Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat....now go and get it." -Jack
4. "Yes sir, I know, but why? Why would he do that? Because he's a lummox, isn't he? And we shall have a magnificent garden party, and you're not invited." -Jack
3. "He made you captain? They're just giving the bloody title away now." -Jack
2. "Up is down. Well that's just maddeningly unhelpful." -Jack
1. "Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that before." -Jack